MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY
SEE THE CANOPY KINGDOM CRUSHERS
TAKE ON MS. BIG-BOOTY SISTER
**only on pay-per-view**
OhohohohohoOOHOHOHHH! NO YOU DI’INT!
No one sasses my Hungern and doesn’t get eaten!
Because oh my gosh he gets so mad I can’t stop him.
Man, Miss Annie, you’re so great!
Does this mean I can cameo in one for your shows now???!
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE ARE YOUR BADONK-A-DONKS??
Clearly…! Who would not want such an interesting character in the roster? I already have my best men investigating who could be behind such a tragedy, and punishment will be dealt out as needed.
Oh, to those who didn’t vote Umbrella as well. Yes, that too…
Does it look like I have time to sit down and draw? I mean, I just tried to draw some Egrets, and I couldn’t do it. I had to paste in a picture. Does that give you a clear idea of how good I am at drawing?
I can’t even draw my own forces. How pathetic…!
I miss my sniper.
We have a very strict ‘no boys’ policy when it comes to Umbrella. No boys until she is 18. Any that come looking are swiftly turned away.
Speaking of which, do not call Umbrella adorable. She is not interested.
Also drawing is hard. I am not enjoying this.
Is that what you are calling Umbrella behind my back?! That’s 50 laps, soldier!
Umbrella and I are having a nice, calm night in tonight, and she has asked me to help her with these…little drawings of hers. I am not very good. I have learned from her, but she’s still better than me.
Nevertheless, if you have any questions you’d like me to answer on our behalf, I am at the ready.
And remember. I’m watching.